The EPA is a great place to learn about environmental policy issues, but it is also educating me about the professional world and the way it operates. As a relatively naive student, I didn't always realize all the logistics and grunt work that are involved in the day-to-day functioning of any office. A great deal of preparation goes into projects, meetings and conferences--and for the first time I am observing it and even participating. At the EPA we sometimes even conduct meetings designed to prepare for a future meeting--the purpose being to gather various representatives’ administrators’ offices together in order to anticipate any potential problems and discuss topics on the agenda in a preliminary manner. Essentially, the goal is to work out any kinks or resolve minor issues to expedite the administrators' meeting.
Beyond holding "mock-meetings,” I help prepare my supervisor for his meetings as well. I research topics, highlight pertinent information in papers, print out copies of documents, or provide summaries for him in order to ensure that he has everything he might need. In fact, the simple act of finding a window of time in which a busy group of people can meet is quite a challenge in some circumstances, and even when that has been achieved, you then have to find a room to accommodate the meeting!
All in all I am finding that an office is run by an army of people working on all cylinders at all levels. I may not always like everything that I need to do, but I am realizing the importance of it. If setting upa given meeting is a hassle, at least I get to learn from the discussion it entails. It's almost as if I am gathering a bunch of people who are well versed on a topic and putting them together so I can hear what they have to say...it's like my own experiential education classroom.
As a side note, I am received a confirmation this week that I am a bit of a walking disaster. In an effort to cross the threshold from wrinkled intern with a deer in the headlights look to mildly professional, knowledgeable intern, I was ironing my pants. P.S. I should not be left alone with objects possessing the power to wield extreme heat. I let it get just hot enough to give a good scorch to the skin, and of course when I went to use it I knocked the iron over onto my hand. I realize this sounds like a scene from a Chevy Chase movie, but in fact it is my life. At this point, I'm icing my still sprained ankle for about 20 minute increments and on the breaks from that I am icing my burnt hand. Someone needs to protect me from myself.
This weekend my roommates and I decided to celebrate the reason for our day off--Presidents’ Day--by traveling to Mount Vernon to see George Washington’s estate. Because it was his birthday we got in for free, which was also a deciding factor in making our plans. Mount Vernon was very nice, although I think it is a still more impressive site in the spring, when the gardens and landscape reach their full grandeur.
George's House
For Washington's birthday, Mount Vernon hosts the nation’s smallest hometown parade. This is not just a title--the parade consisted of about 12 people walking around what I think qualifies as a cul-de-sac. The parade was modest, but entertaining nonetheless. The festivities were hosted by none other than General George Washington himself, accompanied by his wife Martha of course. Old George told a story of how is wife had surprised him one birthday by commissioning a band and a group of soldiers to serenade him in the very front lawn upon which we were celebrating.
Nation's Smallest Parade
This story triggered my roommates and me to follow through on a plan we had to try and sing Happy Birthday to the General, so as soon as the parade dispersed (which took all of 20 seconds), we got in line to greet George Washington. We may have been the oldest people waiting in line, but how many times do you get to talk to George Washington (even if he is an actor)?
When we got to the steps of his house, where George and Martha stood in front of the Crowd, we wished him the traditional birthday blessings while our friends took pictures (as cheesy as this all sounds, it had to be done). Then George asked me where I had traveled. I replied with a proud smirk “New Hampshire, you know one of the originals!?” George’s response still has me slightly puzzled. “Ah, yes, ‘Land of the Fire eaters,’” he said. Not wanting to seem ignorant about my own home state I smiled and nodded, but what Fire eaters have to do with New Hampshire, I have no idea. It doesn’t seem like something that one would associate with the Granite State.
After that exchange, one of my roommates and I began to conduct the crowd in a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday.” The entire group of onlookers seemed to join in. It made for a very entertaining moment. Staying true to character George claimed to have never heard the song before and asked my roommate if he wrote it. It made the trip well worth our travel efforts--which I didn’t yet mention included about two hours Metro and bus riding, with our bus getting hit by a renegade mini-van.

Serenading Georgie Boy
Another good week. Until next time…although I am slightly worried about what accident I might inflict upon myself in the next seven days!